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jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80
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theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

(via succeeding)

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askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

(via relahvant)

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fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(via radical-illusion)

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andy065:

tastefullyoffensive:

Not sure I like these seating options… [x]

think of the leg room though…

andy065:

tastefullyoffensive:

Not sure I like these seating options… [x]

think of the leg room though…

(via shorten)

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notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

(via unsmokable)

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colorguardenthusiast:

trav-tv:

Game postponed due to puppies.

Some of them look so pissed and then you have a few that are like ‘PUPPIES’

(via zackisontumblr)

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